{"product_id":"death-by-book-hangover-metal-bookmark","title":"Dead But Book Hangover Bookmark - Funny Reader Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eDead But Book Hangover ☕📚\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e🖤\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the readers who said “just one more chapter” at 10pm and somehow ended up emotionally destroyed at 3am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause fictional characters have absolutely no right taking over our lives... yet here we are, tired, attached and questioning reality after finishing a book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA little bit spooky.\u003cbr\u003eA little bit dramatic.\u003cbr\u003eA whole lot of “please don’t speak to me, I’m recovering from that ending.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• book lovers\u003cbr\u003e• romance readers\u003cbr\u003e• fantasy fans\u003cbr\u003e• emotional readers\u003cbr\u003e• introverts\u003cbr\u003e• late night chapter goblins\u003cbr\u003e• anyone with fictional character attachments\u003cbr\u003e• readers who need a recovery period after a good book\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 The details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Lightweight bookmark\u003cbr\u003e• Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e• Finished with rustic twine detail\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for holding your place while you disappear into another world\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Please note:\u003cbr\u003eEach item is handmade so slight variations may occur\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💬 Warning:\u003cbr\u003eMay cause extreme emotional attachment to fictional people who do not exist and a complete inability to start another book immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThanks so much for supporting my small business 🤍\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trauma \u0026 Trinkets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62498772517194,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1046\/9526\/7658\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jun_21_2026_03_42_42_PM.png?v=1782132823","url":"https:\/\/traumaandtrinkets.com\/products\/death-by-book-hangover-metal-bookmark","provider":"Trauma \u0026 Trinkets","version":"1.0","type":"link"}