{"product_id":"probably-late-for-something-metal-bookmark","title":"Probably Late For Something Bookmark - Funny Reader Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eProbably Late For Something ✨\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e📚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause you had every intention of being organised…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen you opened your book.\u003cbr\u003eThen you needed “just one chapter.”\u003cbr\u003eThen suddenly time stopped existing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA bookmark for the chaotic readers, chronic overthinkers and permanently running-five-minutes-behind people who are simply doing their best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCute? Yes.\u003cbr\u003eOrganised? Absolutely questionable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• book lovers\u003cbr\u003e• overthinkers\u003cbr\u003e• chaotic readers\u003cbr\u003e• introverts\u003cbr\u003e• late night reading sessions\u003cbr\u003e• book besties\u003cbr\u003e• cosy readers\u003cbr\u003e• anyone with a never-ending TBR\u003cbr\u003e• people who are mentally here… but probably late for something\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 The details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Lightweight bookmark\u003cbr\u003e• Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e• Finished with rustic twine detail\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for marking your page before you disappear into another fictional universe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Please note:\u003cbr\u003eEach item is handmade so slight variations may occur\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💬 Warning:\u003cbr\u003eMay encourage avoiding responsibilities, losing track of time and saying “I’ll leave in 5 minutes” while starting another chapter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThanks so much for supporting my small business 🤍\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trauma \u0026 Trinkets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62498772418890,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1046\/9526\/7658\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jun_21_2026_03_45_30_PM.png?v=1782133596","url":"https:\/\/traumaandtrinkets.com\/products\/probably-late-for-something-metal-bookmark","provider":"Trauma \u0026 Trinkets","version":"1.0","type":"link"}