{"product_id":"valentines-keyring-if-i-had-feelings-theyd-be-for-you","title":"If I Had Feelings They’d Be For You Keyring - Funny Couple Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf I Had Feelings They’d Be For You Keyring ❤️✨\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e🖤\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause saying “I love you” is cute...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ebut saying it with sarcasm and emotional avoidance is much more on brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny gothic keyring is for the people who pretend they don’t care but absolutely have a favourite person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its skeleton hand design, dark humour vibes and secretly wholesome message, it’s the perfect little reminder that love doesn’t always have to be cheesy — sometimes it’s weird, sarcastic and wonderfully chaotic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePop it on your keys, bag, lanyard or anywhere you need a tiny reminder of your chosen human.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- alternative couples\u003cbr\u003e- gothic romantics\u003cbr\u003e- Valentine’s gifts\u003cbr\u003e- anniversary surprises\u003cbr\u003e- sarcastic partners\u003cbr\u003e- anyone who loves aggressively but quietly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 The details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Lightweight keyring\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e- Double sided design\u003cbr\u003e- Perfect for keys, bags \u0026amp; accessories\u003cbr\u003e- Made with care in the UK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Please note:\u003cbr\u003eEach item is handmade so slight variations may occur\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💬 Real talk:\u003cbr\u003eFeelings are terrifying... but some people are worth the inconvenience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThanks so much for supporting my small business 🤍\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trauma \u0026 Trinkets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62498771435850,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1046\/9526\/7658\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jun_22_2026_11_12_49_AM.png?v=1782124994","url":"https:\/\/traumaandtrinkets.com\/products\/valentines-keyring-if-i-had-feelings-theyd-be-for-you","provider":"Trauma \u0026 Trinkets","version":"1.0","type":"link"}