Trauma & Trinkets
My Crystal Ball Says You’re Full of Sh*t – Sarcastic Coffee Mug
My Crystal Ball Says You’re Full of Sh*t – Sarcastic Coffee Mug
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My crystal ball says you’re full of sh*t 🔮☕
And honestly… it’s never wrong.
This mug is for those who:
* have zero time for nonsense
* appreciate a bit of blunt honesty
* and like their humour with a slightly witchy twist
It’s bold, sarcastic, and guaranteed to get a reaction — whether that’s laughter or a very knowing look.
Perfect for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or any moment where your patience is running low.
✨ Perfect for:
* lovers of sarcastic humour
* witchy aesthetic fans
* friends who tell it like it is
🖤 The details:
* High quality ceramic mug
* Sublimation printed (design won’t peel or fade)
* Microwave & dishwasher safe
* Made with care in the UK
📦 Please note:
Each mug is made to order
💬 Real talk:
Trust the vibes… they’re usually right.
Thanks so much for supporting my small business 🤍
